The Order of Phoenix

I be a girl who gets so immersed in fandoms, she goes absolutely crazy :D
I be a girl who loves too many unreal characters, and then pretends they are real :D
And Lastly, I be a girl who would LOVE to get to know you :D

ON HIATUS (LOOOL THE BIGGEST JOKE EVER, I CANT STAY AWAY)

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  • Worst thing i did: enter this fandom
  • Best thing i did: enter this fandom
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miecroft:

i’m playing monopoly on my phone and windmill is fucking buying everything and i just keep screaming GODDAMNIT WINDMILL

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  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
Permalink cumberbatch-lorette: “I request permission to go after him.” well shit, I request permission to go after him too
Permalink passerkirbius: I heartily endorse this comic. (via Maximumble - #480 – Dolled)
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